By Madlyn Thone
Visiting 5 cities along the Liguria Coastline seems like the biggest waste of time.
It hasn’t been your desktop background for like ever or anything…
Who needs a fresh fruit margarita on the beach in Monterosso anyways?
Speaking of the beach… can they get any more unappealing?
Kayaking, paddle boarding, snorkeling—why waste your time!?
The “birthplace of pesto and focaccia?” Yuck.
The hike from Vernazza to Monterosso will literally leave you breathless and disgustingly sweaty.
Seriously, not worth it…
I mean look, it’s nothing special.
I’ve had better seafood at Long John Silver’s.
Seafood cones just shouldn’t be a thing.
I would rather wander the aisles of WalMart than the streets of this place.
Or eat in front of my TV than with a view like this.
Swimming in the neighborhood pool is probably way better than the ocean along the Italian Rivieria.
Your friends won’t be jealous at all so don’t even bother posting to Instagram.
Clearly Cinque Terre really just has nothing to offer.